WING DON'T!

Soos Creek is thriving with investigators!  The only problem we are having is getting people out to church. 

Today I'm going to tell you about Wing Dome.  It's a restaurant that has one of those food challenges like you see on Man vs. Food, right?  All you have to do is eat seven spicy wings in seven minutes and lick your fingers clean with no beverages.  Sounds easy enough.

WRONG. 

There were several warnings when my companion and I walked in.  First of all, the place was empty.  Next, when we ordered the challenge, we had to sign a waiver and on the waiver it said that if I touch any other part of my body after handling this food product, I am aware that burning WILL occur.  Our third and final warning---when they brought the food out, the wings were engrossed in what looked like black mud and there was a dry rub sauce on top of that. 

On my first bite, I realized there was no way I was going to eat seven of these wings.  The chicken was nasty--it was like eating cardboard.  UGH!  And the spice!  Oh my gosh!  Just pour gas into my mouth and light it on fire.  That is what it felt like and I had only eaten two wings.  The worst part about these wings is that they were just as hot going out as they were going in, if you know what I mean.

We decided on a new name for the restaurant.  The new name is Wing Don't.  We were in capacitated for the rest of the day and I had to take a cold shower the spices were that hot.  DO NOT EAT THERE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!